drfitzmonster: thefingerfuckingfemalefury:pyrrhiccomedy:disgustinganimals:balltillifall: Attention:
drfitzmonster: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: pyrrhiccomedy: disgustinganimals: balltillifall: Attention: the bodega cat near our house is now wearing a T-shirt that says security. congarts on the job dude bodega cats are the best thing about living in new york like you’ll just be making a pissy 2 am trip to the corner store for tampons and a pint of chocolate fudge swirl, and then there’s a cat. a super friendly cat that will chirp at you and nuzzle your hand. it works at the bodega. it hunts pests and gets paid in all the cold cuts it wants, and everybody loves it. it’s the happiest cat you’ve ever seen. every single bodega cat is living its best life. I hope this cat gets lots of cold cuts and soft pettings And is having a Very Good Day today Look at them They are a model employee <3 THEY ARE SO GOOD AND THEY LOVE THEM GIVE THEM A PROMOTION TO CHIEF OF SECURITY -- source link