mistressaq:im-not-a-porno:for-the-flail:vastderp:jumpingjacktrash:bossubossupromode:s-p-giffy:bunjyw
mistressaq:im-not-a-porno:for-the-flail:vastderp:jumpingjacktrash:bossubossupromode:s-p-giffy:bunjywunjy:setheverman:4gifs:Japanese Sumo robotsthis is the funniest gif i’ve seen all week what the fuck is going onthe best part is this isn’t even HALF the relentless bullshit insanity that goes on in robot sumo wrestling, a sport where the contestants are all hyperfast robots with scoop attachments and preprogrammed moves. (this one wants to be a beyblade when it grows up)the idea is to include as many unique moves as you can, to make your shrieking deathbot difficult to counteror dodging. that works too.also, some of the speed demons have… unorthodox attachments to fool other bot’s sensorsWIIINGS MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRrobot sumo is also a sport where spectators may end up taking a small robot to the shins if they aren’t careful.FLYYYYYYYI hope you enjoyed our foray into madness!IT GOT BETTER!!!Y’all. Looking at professionally made sumo robots is great. You know what’s better though? Looking at extremely UNprofessionally made sumo robots.Here enjoy.oh my god please watch this video“she gave up looking for the robot and sent us a photo of her having a beer. the crowd applauded this act of supreme crappiness.”one robot is just a kleenex box with a bunch of dildos on it, one does nothing but shake a packet of instant soup, i love humanity so much right now!!! WATCH THE VIDEO it is the best thing i’ve ever seen i’m laughing so hard This is so pure“Strategy only works when it is accompanied by the necessary technology. Crappiness trumps technology.”put this on the fuckin vision board -- source link
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