Hamburglar Mugshotby ~DejitaruDavisSERIAL KILLER FINALLY CAUGHT BY POLICEVictim’s heads found
Hamburglar Mugshotby ~DejitaruDavisSERIAL KILLER FINALLY CAUGHT BY POLICEVictim’s heads found stored in freezer; partially consumed38 year old Hampton Burglin was arrested Saturday night for over two hundred counts of murder. Burglin was found living in his mother’s house and in possession of over a dozen disembodied heads. The heads were stored in a refrigerator in Burglin’s room and many appeared partially consumed. ‘The Hamburglar’ is known for taking his victims’ heads. Investigators have long theorized the string of crimes were fetishistic in nature.“Never before has a crime of this magnitude occurred within the limits of McDonald Land,” stated Officer Big Mac. “I’m just glad citizens can finally sleep at ease.” Mac headed up the 15 year investigation on the Hamburglar case, culminating in Saturday’s arrest. He is recognizable for his participation in last year’s release of a mentally-handicapped McDonald Land citizen charged with stealing over $25,000 worth of milkshakes.83 year old Diana Hampton, mother of Hampton, says she is shocked. “My son was a good boy. I had no idea he was caught up in all this.” Diana says she was aware of her son’s frequent late-night outings and penchant for striped shirts, capes and black domino masks, but had no idea he was the Hamburglar. -- source link
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