fandomhaze:chxldish:angel-kink:thefandomtolllbooth:antoinetriplett:jolivet:spaceman-v-spiff:nescient
fandomhaze:chxldish:angel-kink:thefandomtolllbooth:antoinetriplett:jolivet:spaceman-v-spiff:nescientes:novacayyn:carry-on-my-otp:If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to youl tried really hard not to reblog thisYeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. HOLD UP FOR A SECONDALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MANTHE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATONWHILE FILMING THE GENERALHE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODYAND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAYHE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJUREDHE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NETA STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDERBUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCHIN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECKONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERRORAND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAYAND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE ITIN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WARIF HE MISSES THAT TIETHE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSIONIN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHEDHE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDEAND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWNYOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAINTHAT LAST GIFHE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMPHE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR ITBUT HE SURVIVEDBUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVEBUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLDFATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDSHE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THATTHINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFULBUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMANHE IS A GODDAMN SAINTBUSTER KEATON’S PARENTS WERE PART OF A TRAVELING SHOW.THEY WERE ACROBATS.THEY TOOK BABY BUSTER UP HIGH IN THE AIR WITH THEM.THEY DROPPED HIM.LUCKILY SOMEONE WHO WAS STANDING UNDER THEM CAUGHT BABY BUSTER.THAT MAN WAS HARRY HOUDINI. HARRY HOUDINI SAVED BUSTER KEATON’S LIFE.if you don’t think that’s the coolest shit you can get right out.he was blessed by houdini oh my godThis whole thing is so rad. -- source link