renew-leverage:renew-leverage:insertusernameici:Eliot “no shoes on the table” Spencer.#really though
renew-leverage:renew-leverage:insertusernameici:Eliot “no shoes on the table” Spencer.#really though how much of Eliot’s time is spent just trying to housebreak his teammates? #no Nate whiskey for breakfast is a pub song not a valid lifestyle choice #no Sophie you cannot get yet another set of monogrammed towels #bring me a list of your twelve favorite names and I’ll scramble them up and you can have a surprise each month #no Hardison your feet do not belong on the table #your empty soda bottles do not belong on the floor inside this apartment or in the van #lagers do not belong on your winter menu and definitely not with a chocolate lava cake damn it Hardison we already covered this! #(your trackers do definitely belong in Parker’s shoes though that one was probably a good call) #speaking of which no Parker your shoes do not belong on the roof a pigeon knocked one off and scared the shit out of me #also your shoes do not belong on the table either #no one’s shoes belong on the table #please for the love of god can we just sit here and plan our elaborate con like a well-behaved family #can I not have just ten minutes of peace and quiet #do not make me turn this heist around (tags via ereborne)#i can see it so clearly though #the shoe on the roof comes crashing down #and eliot hears it just before it hits #he’s startles silently and twirls around #maybe grabs a knife from the counter mid-twirl #he’s standing there silently #ready to kick ass and take names #except there’s no one there #just him and the shoe #and that damn pigeon that eats all his painstakingly potted herbs on the balcony #how the hell is he supposdd to season the herbed lamb without any damn herbs #he turns away muttering about menaces with wings and thieves who think that roofs pull double duty as closets #when hardison sees the security footage that evening he nearly spits orange soda all over the monitors #and immediately calls parker over to see #he deletes the files but not before backing it up #and they agree to never EVER tell eliot (tags via lynne-monstr) -- source link
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