bemusedlybespectacled:whatisthecat:ninthdoctorsbutt:jethrocane:LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
bemusedlybespectacled:whatisthecat:ninthdoctorsbutt:jethrocane:LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS STUFFI BOUGHT ITMONTHS AGOTRIED IT ONCEI THOUGHT IT WAS HORRIBLEIT WAS STICKY AND CEMENTED MY LIPS TOGETHERIT GOT ON EVERYTHING IT DIDN’T SUPER-STAYI THREW IT INTO MY DRAWER WITHOUT ANOTHER THOUGHTAND THEN OUT OF THE BLUE I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAINHOPE IN MY HEART, PEACE IN MY SOUL, I DECIDED TO TRY IT AGAINI READ THE DIRECTIONSAND ALL OF A SUDDEN, I SAW THE LIGHTI COULD SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN WAS GONETURNS OUTYOU HAVE TO PUT THE RED STUFF ON FIRSTWAIT FOR IT TO DRYCOMPLETELY (I MISSED THIS STEP BEFORE)IT SHOULD BE SO DRY AND IF YOU KISS THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, NO MARK SHOULD SHOWAND THEN I PUT THE BALM ON (I ORIGINALLY TRIED PUTTING THE BALM ON FIRST…. DON’T DO THAT.)AND IT GOT RID OF ALL THE STICKINESSAND THE RED DOESN’T EVEN GET ALL UP IN THE WHITE BALMIT WAS A MIRACLE THIS STUFF IS THE FUCKING BESTIT STAYS ON FOR A REALLY LONG TIMEIT DOESN’T GET ON ANYTHINGAMAZING I WANT TO BUY THIS IN FORTY SHADES OKAY I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO TRY ITNO BUT DO KEEP IN MIND THAT IT REALLY DOES STAY ON FOR A VERY VERY LONG TIMEAS IN, LONG ENOUGH TO FORCE YOU TO SCRUB IT OFF AT THE END OF THE DAYTHIS STUFF ISN’T FOR THE WEAK, THIS IS FOR THE POWERFUL BADASSES WHO WASH THE BLOOD OF THEIR ENEMIES OUT OF THEIR CLOTHES AT THE END OF THE DAY LIKE ITS NOTHINGYO LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THAT THINGTHAT IS A DREAM COME TRUE BUT ALSO A NIGHTMARE LIKETHIS IS ME JUST BEFORE WENT OUT THE WHOLE DAYHELL YEAH I FELT HELLA CUTE AND POWERFUL RIGHT THIS IS THE POWER RED LIPSTICK HAS ON MEWELL LATER I RETURN HOME AND CHANGE GLASSES AND WOWIE IT’S STILL THERE AWESOMETHEN JUST FOR SCIENCE I DECIDED TO SLEEP WITH IT OKAYI WOKE UP THE NEXT DAY LIKE THISAND THEN AGAIN FOR SCIENCE, I DIDN’T RUB IT OFF AT THE SHOWER JUST TO SEE IF IT WAS WATERPROOF TOO ANDI DON’T KNOW HOW LONG WOULD THAT HAVE LASTED IF I DIDN’T TAKE IT OFF AFTER THAT PHOTO BUT LET ME TELL YOU THIS MUST BE MADE OF THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES I ACCEPT NO OTHER EXPLANATIONYOU CAN TAKE IT OFF WITH BURT’S BEES LIKE JUST RUB IT ON AS YOU DO AND THEN WIPE IT WITH A KLEENEX AND BOOM GONE -- source link
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