The world becomes just a little less inhabitable every time I fill a qserasera prompt .__. Theon is

The world becomes just a little less inhabitable every time I fill a qserasera prompt .__. Theon is also the sulky third-year on the soccer team who refuses to come out of the club locker room until Jeyne Poole the manager figures out that he just wants a different uniform that brings out his eyes better. THAT’S NOT HOW YOU SPORTS, IDIOTS! ROBB STARK DIED FOR YOUR SINSAs usual, more asks under the cut! Anon I am SO EXCITED that you have asked this question, but really the answer depends very heavily on a couple of factors– 1. which nation / character / pairing is your bias? 2. what is your canon of choice? and 3. which languages do you have? My bias is Kongming or bust all the way home, which thankfully makes it easy enough for me, all things considered; on the other hand, my canon is RoTK, which is okay but not as much of a cakewalk as it is for someone who operates out of the Dynasty Warriors camp, for instance. And if you have Japanese, that’s like a x20 bonus multiplier no matter what your bias or canon is! That’s an actually sizable fandom!As far as I’ve been able to figure out, though, the English language fandom for RoTK is… like… almost invisibly tiny. There are things on AO3 that I’m very very fond of, but in my ideal world there would be SO MANY MORE OF THESE THINGS and also people would be discussing Wei Yan / Zhuge Liang hatesex with me ALL THE FUCKING TIME. LIKE COME ON GUYS HOW IS THAT NOT HOT AS HELL, WORK WITH ME HERE I DON’T KNOW ANON Novak Djokovic is an actual problem!!!!!!!!! Every time I watch him do anything my whole brain just gives up and retreats into a corner to shrivel and die. What is this kitten-haired, pelt-chested, fist-sized-crucifix-wearing, TITLE-DEFENDING weirdo dad?? Have you been looking at his tweets lately, it’s just an endless stream of him retweeting congratulations from his sponsors and celebrity friends kfld;hlgk ALSO! Have you read the Deus Ex Machina article from Brian Phillips at Grantland? I have a huge weakness for Brian Phillips thinkpieces, and any time anyone references DFW’s “Federer as Religious Experience” with a hint of an eyeroll is soothing for my soul.It is a tragedy that you can’t readily find old tennis match videos online, because I think about Nole’s QF match against Andy Roddick at the 2009 AO on a regular basis– the pills, the water bottles, and my really weird and uncomfortably sexually deviant entry into Novak Djokovic fandom. It’s funny to think that in retrospect, nothing about what got me there in the first place survives – the impressions, the near-suicidal arrogance, the physical agony – and instead all I’m getting now is THIS GUMBY JERKY OF A MAN WHO MAKES JOKES LIKE A DAD AND DANCES LIKE A DAD AND WINS TITLES ON A REGULAR BASIS and THAT’S GOOD TOO, ISN’T IT, ANON. THAT’S JUST AS GOOD. OR JUST AS BAD. We’ve really done a number on ourselves, haven’t we! Next time, let’s have a long discussion before we decide to pledge our allegiance to the wrong player. YESSSss when I visited last, I had assumed that the kinkmeme had quietly slid into a long sleep, as LJ kinkmemes tend to have done in recent years– but I see that there have actually been fills and updates made since then! Thank you so much for alerting me to it, EVERY TENNIS FIC IS A PRECIOUS COMMODITY :’) fl;dkglkdhlkgh;ehg Jesus Christ what are you doing with your life, save yourself before you accidentally read the remaining half! Though I’m sincerely happy to hear that you enjoyed going through them– it’s true, they do contain such heartrendingly beautiful lines as“God, I’m so fucking tight,” pants Arthur, “it’s been so long, I want it so bad, want to get fucked–”and“Get your dick inside me,” says Arthurand“Pussycat,” says Eames, “tell me how you like it.” oh my god kfld;lkhl;akdh;glh why fjld;fkdhglhagl stop reading immediately I’m so sorry that you inflicted that upon yourself jfkldhl;ghk I should be banned by law from ever writing anything kflhdlk;hgkdhlfh how AWFUL but really, in all seriousness, you’re incredibly kind and I am fucking up this reply because I have done as little to deserve this as MAN HAS DESERVED ETERNAL SALVATION, BUT YOU IN YOUR GOODNESS HAVE GRACED ME WITH YOUR INFINITE LOVE ANYWAY, THANK YOU GOD :’(((( -- source link

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