nudepatty:RE: REBLOGGING FOR FAME AND FORTUNE *** PLEASE HELP *** Hi! I always marvel at the girls w
nudepatty: RE: REBLOGGING FOR FAME AND FORTUNE *** PLEASE HELP *** Hi! I always marvel at the girls who write on their boobs, stomach, face, or hold signs stating, “Reblog this so I can be famous.“ I didn’t want to be left out, so I posted one of my own = ) I really hope my left foot becomes famous and secures a lucrative film contract. Perhaps, it can get very rich, support me in my old age, and I can finally buy it the shoes it’s always desired = ) ……………………………………………………………… (RING) "Hello?” “Is this Patricia Mary R. at 1234 Sunnydale Ave, Pleasant Valley, FL?” “It depends on who’s calling” “I’m John Bighmonie. I represent Fox Network. Your foot came across my desk today.” “Really!!! I didn’t even leave the house. Strange.” “Anyway… we would like to do a five episode mini-series on your left foot. It would net about 6 figures. Would it be interested?” “Hang on a sec, and I’ll ask……….. ” “What do you mean you’ll think about it???………. It’s Fox Network, for crying out loud!!!………….. Look, I really need the money!……..What?….. And after all I’ve done for you and your sister!!! I put shoes on your back for years!…… What do you mean, they were Kmart shoes??? They were NOT cheap shoes!!!.” “Um…. I’ll have to get back to you Mr. Bighmonie. Don’t worry, she’ll sign. Thank you……….. Bye.” ………………………………………………………………. In other news… the Phillies game was postponed because of (what do we call it, boys and girls? You’re correct, it’s…) RAIN!!! Big surprise! So they’ll play a double header tomorrow… unless it rains. BTW, if you remember the show, “Andy’s Gang", I’ll leave you with this bit of wisdom, before I take a shower and fall asleep watching Buffy… When times get hard, and things seem hopeless, all you have to do is: PLUNK YOUR MAGIC TWANGER, FROGGIE. Thank you for reblogging my foot and anything else you find interesting from my “Diary of Dubious Sanity" GOODNIGHT, Lemon Drop!!! Kisses! ~ Patricia Mary R. <3 xoxoxoxoxo Or you could submit to pillowgirls… I might make you famous. -- source link