edenofmordor: christymack Now I don’t know if my wife thinks I’m a fool or just thinks
edenofmordor: christymack Now I don’t know if my wife thinks I’m a fool or just thinks I won’t care but she blatantly lied when she claimed she had to take off her pants in order to prove how flexible she was and kick her leg up on the wall. I’ve seen her do this move over a dozen times in various yoga pants with none of them tearing but when two of my buddies were over that she always flirts with she said she didn’t want her pants ripping and would have to take them off to display her flexibility. And even though she rarely wears thongs she of course had one on for this moment ahead of time. -- source link