crybaybe:darkdeparture:crybaybe:gaybabyjail:crybaybe:joner:vawn:8hq:fight to the death, who wins?dog
crybaybe:darkdeparture:crybaybe:gaybabyjail:crybaybe:joner:vawn:8hq:fight to the death, who wins?dog has better grip on knife. bird would be down in secondsBird can attack from the air he has the advantagedog can stab up and also has an owner as secondary attacker. bird is fuckedbetter grip? the knife is quite obviously dangling in the dogs mouth. bird can minic owners voice and command and trick dog, allowing the bird the element of surpise. plus owner is slow and uselesslisten asshole the birds hard beak will not allow for a proper grip on that knife handle and it will slide will he attempts to stab and shank the dog, making it useless AND the bird has never heard the owners voice before so that logic is foolish and irrelevantCouldn’t the bird fly up high and drop the knife due to the hard beak onto the dog killing it? Seems like a flawless victory for the bird, especially when it could defecate on either the human or dogs corpse to finish the fight.listen u fcking moron the knife wouldn’t have the proper velocity to penetrate flesh AND the handle is heavier than the blade so it would intrinsically land On the Handle when falling from a high drop so Think Again the dog always wins -- source link