anamelesstraveler:gerwell:Yavanna. #oh my god #CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE SHE FAVORS THE HOBBITS OVER EVE
anamelesstraveler:gerwell:Yavanna. #oh my god #CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE SHE FAVORS THE HOBBITS OVER EVERYTHING ELSE #and she’s always like bITCHES MY CHILDREN ARE THE BEST #and she would yammer on and on to Aule and be liek oH YEAH YOUR STONE CHILDREN ARE ALRIGHT BUT HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT THE BRANDYBUCKS DID TODAY #oH YEAH MY CHILDREN PREFER HOME AND GOOD FOOD AND CHEER WHAT DO YOURS PREFER AULE #OH THATS RIGHT GOLD AND PRETTY ROCKS AM I RIGHT #and she’d keep bringing up the Durin gold sickness card all the time #oh yeah remember that one time Aule that Thorin nearly killed Bilbo over a rock oh yeah I bet you do #and she’d aggressively love them so much like a mom that goes frequently to her kid’s soccer games #yeS HONEY LOOK AT ALL THIS CORN YOU’VE GROWN IM SO PROUD OF YOU -- source link
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