wanderingquill:malmao:fandomsardonic:I don’t know what’s funnier:1) The method of breeding basilisks
wanderingquill:malmao:fandomsardonic:I don’t know what’s funnier:1) The method of breeding basilisks.2) The fact that Newt provides instructions for breeding them.3) The fact that Newt provides tips for evading the law while breeding a basilisk. Also, didn’t he work for that Ministry department??? It’s official. Newt Scamander is the Arthur Weasley of magical beasts. Percival Graves reading this book like(via)You know what makes it even better. That is the “recent edition” of the text republished for students like Harry Potter. That means it has been like a minimum of 50 years of editing and taking things out of the book based on censorship laws and what they believe young magic users need to know about magical beasts. This implies the British magical government not only were aware of Newt’s observations of how to create a basilisk, but they intentionally left the damn instructions for how to breed one in a book they promote to eleven-year-olds.Either the government is full of illiterate morons or this is their way of weeding the next generation of reckless morons from finishing puberty. If you are stupid enough to try to create a basilisk or a 50 foot snake with medusa like abilities you shouldn’t be performing magic. -- source link
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