wm4afs: “Hello, Sir! Welcome to our baby shower!” “You’re pregnant?” he asked. They weren’t really d
wm4afs: “Hello, Sir! Welcome to our baby shower!” “You’re pregnant?” he asked. They weren’t really dressed for a baby shower, but he’d found that asian girls often dressed in skimpy clothes when he was around, so he was getting used to it. “Well… no, we’re not pregnant yet,” the smiling one replied – he hadn’t bothered learning their names. “But… if you’ll help us out, we can be pregnant before the end of the day!” He rolled his eyes good naturedly. “Get your clothes off! But I’ll warn you: We’re not jumping right to impregnation. We’re going to have some fun first…” “Yay!” they squealed in unison. -- source link