heywriters:satteredhunter:fitzefitcher:cat-bat:iceandfirelawyer:skywalking-across-the-galaxy:knights
heywriters:satteredhunter:fitzefitcher:cat-bat:iceandfirelawyer:skywalking-across-the-galaxy:knights-of-reylo-reborn:patient-positivity:gods-little-punk:avatarpotato:dragonpyre:snicketty-snook:jacksoopticboop:anticoffeebeans:viostormcaller:actually-al:pixiis-blog:astudyingreer:fairyofsomething:hidingoutbackstage:I’m right and I should say itWait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?“Hey”“Hey”“Hey Dork.”“I am not a dork.”“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”“Whats up buttholes”“Shut up Loser”“Hey maaaan”“Hey maaaaan”Or“Hey stoop-stoops”“No”“Who are you?”“Hey shithead”“Hey dickface”“Whaddup slut” *Hey ‘name of sibling’**Get out of my room*“Hey nerd”“What do you want”“Sup bitch”“Fuck off”*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*“what”“what do you want for dinner”That last one!!!“Hi”“What? I’m busy”“Holy shit I just wanted to ask a question GAWD fine I’ll leave you alone—““No wait what did you want”“Nope too late bye”“WHAT DID YOU FUCKING WANT”“Can I borrow $20”“No”@collegefangirl3791 is this,,, accurate?“Hey can I…?”“No, fuck of”“Here you idiot”“You asshole”“Doctor.”“Doctor.”As we formally shake hands in passing through the kitchen doorway.Say nothing, just stand there menacingly and make progressively weirder facesLurk and then tackle“Sup Crotchpockets?”*tired sigh*or “Hey, sweetie?”*doesn’t look up* “WHAT?!”“Would you like [favorite meal] for dinner?”“…yes.”“You downstairs?”“…”“ARE YOU DOWNSTAIRS?”“YEAH!”*the rushing sound of feet stomping downstairs* -- source link