orsonbearpup:Reason 1: We think you are FUCKING HOT! You’re not too thin or too fat; too hairy or t

orsonbearpup: Reason 1: We think you are FUCKING HOT! You’re not too thin or too fat; too hairy or too smooth; too tall or too short; not rich enough or too rich; too smart or too dumb; too cultured or too crude; too shy or rough or loud or gruff or quiet or funny or reserved. You are fucking hot right now, right here, right the way you are. And we do not give a flying FUCK what your hair looks like (or if you even have any). Reason 2: We LOVE the way you smell and taste, your sweat and cum and crotch-rot, your greasy knuckles and black fingernails and manky pits and foot-funk and piss-undies and skanky jockstrap. Reason 3: We love how you’re dressed. Starched slacks or trashed jeans or cut-off shorts or stained painter’s-pants. Dress shirt or wife-beater, polo or tee. Old boxers or tighty-whities or holey jock or (oh, yeahhhhhh) commando. Boots, loafers, sneakers, boaters, flip-flops or barefoot. Gimme cap, hardhat, Stetson or bare-headed. Reason 4: We don’t care if you’re married or seeing someone, or what he/she/it looks like or does for a living. Unless, of course, you’re owned by some jealous muscle-master who hasn’t given you permission to play the field. Then again, were that true, you wouldn’t be reading this. Reason 5: Scream, cuss, moan, curse, shout or just go to fucking town. We. Don’t. Care. We spent a fucking fortune to soundproof this place, and you can fucking call down the Wrath of God if you feel like. It just makes us know we’re pushing the right buttons on our fucking gorgeous stud (that’s you, by the way). Reason 6: Cum as quick or slow as you want. We love it if you take all night, and love it just as much if you take six seconds. Frankly, we like the latter better cuz it means we can do it again. And again and again and again. Doesn’t matter, you will leave here with nuts so drained they look like prunes. And next time you call, we’ll do it again. Reason 7: Cum wherever the fuck you want. In, out, swallow, spit, up down or sideways. As long as you cum, you hot fucking bastard, we don’t fucking care how, where or when. Reason 8: We don’t want roses. We don’t want perfume. We don’t want candy. We don’t want jewelry (though we’d never say no to a Rolex or, possibly, the new Apple watch – just sayin). We want your COCK, not your money (though help with the beer/booze/bong tab is always helpful, bro). Reason 9: We don’t care if you call/text/email us in the morning. Fuck, not only do we not care if you call us in the morning, we’d rather you didn’t. Call us when you’re horny, stoned or both. We’ll get there, drop trou and send you to heaven. Reason 10: YES, we are “in the mood”. We don’t have “headaches” because we know what the fuck Advil is for. We don’t have “that time of the month” other than the monthly weed-shortage. We don’t have “to wash our hair” or “talk to mom” because we get that shit out of the fucking way before STUDS LIKE YOU need us to take care of you. You call, we come, then YOU cum. It really is that simple. Reason 11 (so I fucking lied about the “ten” thing): BECAUSE IT’S ALL ABOUT YOU – THE STUD, THE STALLION, THE DAWG, THE HOSS, THE BOSS! Don’t believe me? TRY ME, you fucking sex monster! -- source link
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