copperbadge:resplendeo:team-free-will-on-skaro:spooky-ophelia:kiyala:isozyme:Remus Lupin: Sirius you
copperbadge:resplendeo:team-free-will-on-skaro:spooky-ophelia:kiyala:isozyme:Remus Lupin: Sirius you did what.Inspired by this post and others by lotstradamus#i want the 50k story of facepalming remus and panicked sirius with kidnapped baby harry on the run from dumbledore (via meh-guh)theboredomisdeadlyOk but hasn’t it been shown that a single stupefy wouldn’t be enough to have an effect on hagrid due to his giant blood?clearly this means that hagrid pretended that the stupefy knocked him out, gently laid down on the ground so the baby wasn’t jostled, and pretended to snore while sirius ran the fuck awaypossibly interrupting himself mid-snore to offer advice*Hagrid sits up*“SUPPORT ‘IS LI’IL HEAD, YE GREAT IDIOT!” *lies down**Sirius climbs on motorbike**Hagrid sits up again*“DON’ FERGET TO BURP ‘IM AFTER A FEEDIN!”*Motorbike zooms off**Hagrid sits up, cups hands and yells*“AN’ MAKE SURE ‘E SLEEPS ON ‘IS BACK!” *lies down again for another five minutes for good measure* -- source link
#harry potter#remus lupin#sirius black