jkl-fff:yambits:I’m getting close to posting the last chapter of Light in the Darkness. In the meant
jkl-fff:yambits:I’m getting close to posting the last chapter of Light in the Darkness. In the meantime, here’s Frodo and Sam’s wedding.(Breathtaking …Utterly, utterly breathtaking …)Frodo, sitting on a bench in one of the gardens of Rivendell: Oh, dearest Sam … I want to spend the rest of my life with you.Sam, holding his hand: M-me, too … I’d m-marry you, if I could.Frodo: Yes … If only we could …Elrond, rising slowly out of the bushes for no explicable reason: Well, why can’t you marry him?Are either of you already wedded? Or betrothed to another?Frodo: Well, um … No.Elrond, perching like an owl on the bench between themjust because he can: Then why the fuck not?Sam: Er … You can’t really do gay marriage in the Shire.Elrond, clambering slowly up–why not?–the trunk of a tree:Oh? Then just get married here. Fuck it.Frodo, surprised: You mean … Elves are okay with gay marriage?Elrond, mysteriously gnawing on a twig: Sure. We live too fucking long to give a shit about heteronormativity anyway. And, besides, who’s gonna dare not recognize an Elf marriage?Sam, looking at Frodo: … Will you marry me, Frodo Baggins?Frodo: Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!Elrond, diving out of the tree and over the cliff(as one does) into the river below: Best of luck to you both.Mysteriously gnawing on a twig! Cryptid Elrond is now the only Elrond. -- source link