pastaheadcanons:thescarletmama:hellzabeth:did-you-kno:SourceLEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CAR
pastaheadcanons:thescarletmama:hellzabeth:did-you-kno:SourceLEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLAFOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOMESHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.holy shit i am so reading this wtfWhyyy hellooo this is the type of vampire story I like to read! -- source link