torigates:darthtulip:darthtulip:the one where Jonathan Toews has a late night talk show and Patrick
torigates:darthtulip:darthtulip:the one where Jonathan Toews has a late night talk show and Patrick Kane likes to call in to argue with him [X] [X] [X]So, let’s say Tazer has his own hockey-related talk show that’s surprisingly popular. It’s not like he has the most seductive voice in the world or the smoothest patter or can boost his ratings with a bunch of celebrity guests.No, the secret of Tazer’s success is that he’s very attached to his own opinions.When listeners call in to disagree with him, he has absolutely no compunction against telling them all the many and varied ways in which they’re wrong. It’s gotten to the point where people tune in just to hear him argue with callers and call them fatties on air.Read MoreNo, so if it were up to me what would happen next is that the Hawks, tired of all the bad publicity Kaner was getting would be like WE NEED TO DO SOME DAMAGE CONTROL. What about that dude that everyone likes? the one on the radio? who’s always yelling? if we send Kaner to see him, he’ll yell at Kaner, and then Kaner will totally look like a good guy! YEAH, MARKETING!!!! so they’d be like yo Kaner we booked you an interview spot with that yelling radio guy, and Patrick would be like, uhhhh, I can’t do that. and they’d be like well, why not? and he’d say, um, I can’t tell you? and then they wouldn’t fly for obvious reasons, so Patrick would end up on Jonny’ showHe arrives at the studio the day of the interview, and he’d be like, no it’s cool, I just won’t argue, and maybe he won’t know it’s me who’s been calling in all the time? I’ll just be really professional and play it cool and no one will be any wiser and I won’t lose my stress relief outlet. it’s fine. it’s cool, I got this.And it STARTS OUT fine, sure. Patrick is able to keep his cool and calmly discuss hockey, it’s just that JONNY IS SO FUCKING AGGRAVATING WHAT THE FUCK HE CANNOT LET THIS STAND!!!!!!!! so he finally gives in and starts arguing and that’s fine, they go back and forth a few times, and Jonny’s producer is LOVING IT, meanwhile whatever poor PR person they sent with Patrick is crying quietly into their clipboard about how they’re going to get fired when suddenly this slow smile spreads across Jonny’s face and Patrick is a little freaked out, all what the hell is wrong with your face? and Jonny, still smiling, says, nothing is wrong with my face I just figured out why your voice is so familiar. and Patrick panics and is like NO YOU DIDN’T and Jonny says YES I DID and he’s still all smiley and Patrick says STOP SMILING YOU DON’T KNOW ME and Jonny’s just there smiling all YES I DO!!!!!!!!! and then IDK they talk after the show and maybe Patrick invites Jonny to a game, and then Patrick comes on his show a bunch more times and then eventually KISSING!!!!!!!!! -- source link
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