hellotailor:I really enjoyed this movie where Beyonce, Britney and P!nk were made to dress up in imp
hellotailor:I really enjoyed this movie where Beyonce, Britney and P!nk were made to dress up in impractical, fake-armour bikinis and fight to the death in an arena for the baying hordes of the patriarchy. But instead they all just looked at each other and were like “fuck this shit”, killed all the guards, and left to roadtrip their way across the Roman Empire in three badass pimped-out war chariots.In case you’re wondering about which chariots were which:P!nk: Totally road-warrior style, with gajillions of weapons bristling all over it. Blades on the wheels. All that shit.Britney: Superspeedy, drawn by white stallions. Kinda looks like a swan, with wings on the sides.Beyonce: GOLD. Beyonce drives the chariot of an empress, embossed with images of a whole pantheon of gods.AUGH yet another thing that I’m weeping over because it’s a stupid beverage commercial and not a full-length feature film (in this case I would like exactly what was suggested above but as A Knight’s Tale style anachronistic musical with a side of watching Enrique Iglesias die over and over because I cannot stand him and his rapey boring music).HERE IS THE LAST THING I WEPT ABOUT FOR THIS REASON, it is actually for real tagged #nooo play an intolerably hot magician for meeeee, SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS WHY MUST YOU TAUNT ME LIKE THIS -- source link
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