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hotelsongs:sashayed | sarniel | tbskyen | tugamaggie | callmekitto | raggedymind | littledidxeknow | todaylour:Blown awayI had the same reaction when I saw this motherfucker in the LouvreI walked around that hunk of orgasm rock for a good ten minutes trying to figure out HOW.b-but that’s not how rocks work???!!?FUCKING BERNINI THOFUCKINGBERNINIDID SOMEONE SAY BERNINI? HERE’S BERNINI SCULPTING A FAT CARDINAL.HERE’S A SELF-PORTRAIT. HE’S A DAMNED SOUL IN HELL, HE BURNED HIS HAND AND SCREAMED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR FOR REFERENCE BECAUSE FUCK EVERYTHING.OH AND LET’S TAKE ANOTHER LOOK AT THOSE GRASPING ORGASM-HANDSSPEAKING OF ORGASMS HERE’S A NUN MASTURBATING. HE PUT THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN A FUCKING CHAPEL.DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE PUT IN A CHAPEL? THIS BITCHING PIECE OF MARBLE.IS THAT AN ANGEL POINTING A GOLDEN ARROW AT THE CROTCH OF A NUN? YOU BET YOUR FACE IT IS! IS SHE HAVING A MIND-BLOWING ANGEL-ORGASM?OF FUCKING COURSE SHE IS!BERNINI!UH, FUCK YOU GUYS BECAUSE NONE OF YOU MENTIONED THE DAVIDOR THE FACT THAT THIS MOTHERFUCKER WAS IN HIS EARLY TO MID-TWENTIES WHEN HE MADE THOSE THINGS, OUT OF A ROCK. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????? -- source link