pancakemilkshake:lordnot:ghostcongregation:oh, so now the talking bee is going to preach to us“So, t
pancakemilkshake:lordnot:ghostcongregation:oh, so now the talking bee is going to preach to us“So, the news last week was filled with Caitlyn Jenner. She was everywhere!! …not sure why you’re clapping, but I’ll accept that. So I’m being bombarded by images of her photoshoot, how she first decided she was a woman, blah blah blah blah blah. But not a single mention of what’s going on between her legs! Not one! Is no one else curious?? I know I am!! …oh boo yourself!”“Who here heard about the Ferguson protests? Show of hands. Isn’t it funny how often protests become a pretense for looting? …now hold on, hold on, here me out. All I’m saying is I’d like to have the same excuse in my daily life. ‘Oh no officer, I’m not stealing. I’m protesting! The price on this television is way too high, and I’m protesting that by taking it home!’ …oh come on! Really? Seriously? Fine, fine. You know what? I’m done. I guess we’d all rather be politically correct than funny.”He misses the good ole days where a comedian could just -- source link
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