imbrium-mare:sherrybaby14:flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash:kawree:irishais:shadowdragonia:moonphanter:patie
imbrium-mare:sherrybaby14:flames-bring-a-ton-of-ash:kawree:irishais:shadowdragonia:moonphanter:patient-positivity:gods-little-punk:avatarpotato:dragonpyre:snicketty-snook:jacksoopticboop:anticoffeebeans:viostormcaller:actually-al:pixiis-blog:astudyingreer:fairyofsomething:hidingoutbackstage:I’m right and I should say itWait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?“Hey”“Hey”“Hey Dork.”“I am not a dork.”“Yes you are. And mom wants to talk to you.”“Whats up buttholes”“Shut up Loser”“Hey maaaan”“Hey maaaaan”Or“Hey stoop-stoops”“No”“Who are you?”“Hey shithead”“Hey dickface”“Whaddup slut” *Hey ‘name of sibling’**Get out of my room*“Hey nerd”“What do you want”“Sup bitch”“Fuck off”*steps into the room and stares at them until they notice and stare back for a solid 15 seconds, neither of you move a muscle*“what”“what do you want for dinner”That last one!!!Passingeach other in a corridor/when entering or exiting a room/in the stairs/wherever:*drops into battle-poses and makes pterodactylscreeches while fake-swinging and kicking at each other before continuingon as if nothing happened*-pass by each other, make eye contact, narrow eyes and glare at each other in silence for about 10 seconds before continuing on your path- “hey nerd”“s'up, Chewbacca”also always overcome with the urge to immediately end the other when in their presence.That’s it that’s having siblings. 24/7.Omg the glaring at each other as you pass by one so true. Also, my sister and I always greeted each other as:“hey butthead”“hey bigger butthead” Me and my brother think it’s weird how often they have bro/sister hugging/arms around each other/standing close/resting heads on shoulders. We like hug when someone has a baby or when someone dies. That’s it. - two finger salute as we pass each other in the hall- loudly screaming each other’s nicknames in a man-reuniting-with-his-lover-after-a-tour voice followed by complete silence- “so…” “So…” (When we’re bored and want to talk but don’t really have a conversation planned. Usually happens in the car)- weird looks when someone is speaking to indicate mutual dislike.- The Eyebrow Wiggle™ -- source link
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