rinhtimidating:tinak0077:fishcustardandclintbarton:biffelderberry:vampire-crimson:kikkerje:aredblush
rinhtimidating:tinak0077:fishcustardandclintbarton:biffelderberry:vampire-crimson:kikkerje:aredblush:mpuzzlegirl:kintatsujo:alkonoststorm:aneternalscoutandabrownie:therealmnemo:thejemeofficial:sk-lls:merelei:kittyperson:eisencorgi:is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornamentbecause I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn lifeis that one merman wearing jeansmeans (mermaid jeans)A JERMAIDMerry jhristmas@more-aoeThe company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.Other highlights of their merchandise:They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.@baratheas@cyggiestardust@gwen-skyes@kohakuhime@kintatsujoThat octomerman looks like he’s ready to pull his literal skin off, help him@tragicblueblood@pale-silver-combthis is so awful, so tacky, so amazing!And the names! Here’s Mr Mertini…..and Snickerdoodlebut for the girls they have some pretty cool options likeLaptop Lizand I swear creamsicle is just like a friend of mine and then this awesome one - queen for a dayand I am sooo getting this for my newly wed friendsand guys they do this tacky monstrosity of a dinosaur that I soo need to havei honestly love the way the mermaids are designed like they’re wearing dresses instead of just “here have a tail and a bikini top” i have not seen that NEARLY often enough that is so cool@voldiebunsWhy does Mr Mertini look like Tony Stark?Why is this so tacky but I like it I’m crying.Funny thing, we actually sell those raptors at my job -- source link