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gbbo-blog:thesandbeneathmytoes:fightthemane:thesandbeneathmytoes:fightthemane:thesandbeneathmytoes:gbbo-blog:my favourite headline@fightthemane #britishprioritiesI WAS PART OF THIS UPROARTHE COUNTRY WAS DIVIDED#PICKASIDEHonestly it’s the cutest show in the whole wide world American cooking shows are all like DO YOU SEE THIS CARVING KNIFE I WILL STAB YOU WITH IT and this one is all oh look your scone is lovely too what a lovely bake look at these sheep in the background cheerio dude….dude.you’ve got it all wrong.One year, the wHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY WAS READY TO KILL THIS BITCH because she pulled this other guys ice cream challenge out of the freezer so she could put hers in, ON THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR, and he got sent home because it melted. He was crying. We all got so mad - I bet you there are still some people that will legit on sight go up to her and slap her over this shit, it was BRUTAL.This other time, we all fucking lost it because it turned out this granny wasn’t really an “amateur” and had studied at a cordon bleu school…..25 years prior.We’ve had national conversations, #HashtagActivism, CONSTANT conversations about whether the show is rigged or nah, half the country hate mary berry, the other half (the weird half we don’t speak of) think she’s the secondary coming of culinary christ, when Paul Hollywood had an affair with a brazilian woman he was hosting bake off USA or whatever with, iT WAS FRONT PAGE NEWS.WE TAKE BAKE OFF REAAAAAALLY SERIOUS HERE.NO KNIVES. EXCEPT THE ONES IN CONTESTANT’S BACKS.This was really intense and I wasn’t prepared for itRemember the time John put his hand in the blender -- source link
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