nakedtechnohippie:scally-talesofted:Airy ballsStory time! This actually happened to me once. I had t
nakedtechnohippie:scally-talesofted:Airy ballsStory time! This actually happened to me once. I had this pair of jeans with a hole in the butt, and I knew I could never wear them in polite company again. Fortunately, I spend a lot of time in impolite company. The next time I went to a Burn, I brought the pants. I wore them (commando, naturally) on a volunteer shift, helping people set up their camps and whatnot. Every time I bent over or squatted, the hole got bigger. They kept me busy, so I didn’t have time to go change pants even if I wanted to. By the end of my shift, most of the back on my left side was open, from the waistband to the knee. :) -- source link