whetstonefires:hermitknut:So I made some Goblin Emperor memes…[ID: a series of pictures. The first i
whetstonefires:hermitknut:So I made some Goblin Emperor memes…[ID: a series of pictures. The first is of a man, labelled “Maia”, holding hands with an annoyed woman, labelled “The entire Untheileneise Court”; he is looking away from her to eye up another woman, labelled “Being nice to servants”. The second is of a man in an office, labelled “Csevet”, with a caption that reads “If you could not bother the emperor with every tiny thing that would be great”The third is of a cartoon man labelled “Maia” with his hand outstretched towards a butterfly, which is labelled “Anyone who is remotely pleasant to him”. Along the base of the picture, it says “Is this a friend forever?”The fourth is of Boromir from The Lord of the Rings, captioned as saying “The Emperor does not simply dress himself”.The fifth is a sequence of two images; in the first, a man labelled as “Setheris” has just shot a man labelled “his own relationship with Maia”, and in the second the man labelled as “Setheris” is now looking at the camera and the caption says “Why would the Emperor do this to me”The sixth is an image of Rosa from Brooklyn 99, holding a puppy. Rosa is labelled as “Cala, Beshelar, Csevet”, and the words underneath her say “I’ve only known Maia for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.”The seventh and final image is of Regina George from Mean Girls, captioned “Edrehasivar stop trying to make the bridge happen. It’s not going to happen.” End ID]lkjf i love these. My favorite is the ‘only had him for a day and a half’ one because for Cala and Beshelar that’s their actual job, they are required by sacred oath to actually do that. (Well. Not necessarily everyone in the room.)But Csevet has no business killing anybody, and yet he absolutely belongs in that list.You are absolutely, 100% correct. And as the OP I would like to offer an amended version of that meme for the end of the book:Maia tends to have that effect on people :D -- source link
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