gallusrostromegalus:nerdyyetclassy:i-have-beards:mother-entropy:::wheeze:: IDIFUDIFUSIFFOIFI had to
gallusrostromegalus:nerdyyetclassy:i-have-beards:mother-entropy:::wheeze:: IDIFUDIFUSIFFOIFI had to do a book report on a book of our choice back in high school from anything in the school library and present it too the class. Johnathan Swift is actually a not-so-distant relative of mine and funny as hell in an extremely dark way so naturally I did A Modest Proposal. My english teacher at the time was very fond of me, but there were limits to the Pissy Teenage Bullshit he’d tolerate even from me, so I waited until he was out of town and our math teacher was substituting for him to submit my book report proposal.Fig. 1: A re-creation of the opening powerpoint slide that got me called a “MOTHERFUCKER” by an adult for the first time in my life, an accomplishment that still fills me with pride and glee. -- source link