Audio samples of the 5th Joker Game parody drama CD, to be released on July 26th. Track 1: RPG Parod
Audio samples of the 5th Joker Game parody drama CD, to be released on July 26th. Track 1: RPG Parody ~What if Sakuma-san was The Hero~SAKUMA: Enough of this idle chatter, it’s time you came at me! Bring it on! [SAKUMA pulls out his sword] HATANO: Grkk! What the hell kind of sword is that? It’s beginners-level equipment! MIYOSHI: He looks thrown off. SAKUMA: So you’ve been overpowered! JITSUI: He certainly has been overpowered… by how obsolete your equipment is. SAKUMA: [ignores JITSUI] What’s the matter?! Aren’t you coming?! HATANO: Um, well… The Hero turned out to be more of a piece of junk than I’d thought, so I’m wondering how I should report this to the Demon King– HATANO: …Ah. MIYOSHI: The Demon King, huh? JITSUI: I see, you’re one of the Demon King’s minions. HATANO: No, that was just a figure of speech–SAKUMA: Grab him! [MIYOSHI silently uses a water spell] HATANO: *cough* That’s cold! SAKUMA: Miyoshi!!! I told you to say something before you do that, didn’t I?! You got us caught in it, too! MIYOSHI: You want me to scream out the technique name as well? That’s lame. JITSUI: Let’s tie him up with this rope. (^_^) SAKUMA: Where did you get that?! Track 2: Zoo Parody ~What if Sakuma-san was An Animal Caretaker~ TAZAKI: Two humans, one mouse, and one dog… What could this group do? AMARI: How about something like “Pom and Sherry”? I can chase Hatano while he runs away. HATANO: Is that fun? …Also, isn’t that a cat and mouse cartoon?! AMARI: But the only cat here is Miyoshi and he’ll never do it. HATANO: True enough. SAKUMA: A dog and mouse chase would be funny, but it isn’t really something that you could put on stage. I’m looking for something that’s more like a show… AMARI: Then how about a dolphin show? SAKUMA: Hm? AMARI: A dolphin show. I can call out dolphins with my whistles. [AMARI the dog, whistles]SAKUMA: Th–That’s pretty amazing… but unfortunately we don’t have dolphins in our zoo. TAZAKI: What do other zoos do? Track 3: Restaurant Parody ~What if Sakuma-san was A Part-Time Supervisor~ SAKUMA: Welcome! Just one? AMARI: No, there’s two of us. [FRATE barks] SAKUMA: Ah… U–Um, sir, I’m sorry but there are no pets allowed in our restaurant. AMARI: Eh? Is that so? Oh no, what do we do now, Frate? [FRATE whines] SAKUMA: Um… You don’t have to look so obviously downhearted… KAMINAGA: What’s going on? SAKUMA: Ah, Kaminaga. This customer wants to have a seat with his dog, but we can’t have him inside the building… KAMINAGA: Then how about making him a seat outside? SAKUMA: Huh? KAMINAGA: Something like a terrace seat. Besides, it’s warm outside, so I’m sure it’ll feel great. SAKUMA: No, that’s– AMARI: I like that idea! SAKUMA: Eh?! FUKUMOTO: –And that’s what happened, huh? ODAGIRI: Just that area over there looks like a cut-out from a cafe abroad. FUKUMOTO: It’s very stylish. KAMINAGA: Also, the dog’s getting attention from so many girls! ODAGIRI: The girls are all quite small, though… SAKUMA: Well, the customer seems satisfied… So I guess it’s all right. -- source link
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