warhammerofzillywhom:MY BROTHER TRIED TO MAKE RICE IN A POT AND ENDED UP BURNING EVERYTHING AND NOW
warhammerofzillywhom:MY BROTHER TRIED TO MAKE RICE IN A POT AND ENDED UP BURNING EVERYTHING AND NOW IT’S JUST THIS YELLOW MASS OF ROCK-HARD MATTER AND WE COULDN’T EVEN OPEN THE POT FOR THE FIRST TEN MINUTES BECAUSE SMOKE WOULD TRIGGER THE ALARMS AND THE POT WOULD RELEASE THE SOUND OF A TRAIN WHISTLE“WHY DID YOU NOT USE THE RICE COOKER?” I ASKED“I DON’T KNOW,” HE RESPONDEDWE HAVE EVERY FAN IN THE HOUSE TURNED ON AND YET EVERYTHING STILL SMELLS LIKE THE INDUSTRIAL AGE, MY BROTHER HAS STARTED BREATHING THROUGH A BLANKET AND MAKING TERRIBLE JOKES LIKE “I FAILED TO RICE TO THE OCCASION” I’M SO BELLIGERENT -- source link