sporkkles-irl:unsocialchapeau:hijabby:morethanfaqs:toocooltobehipster:bro…Not all heroes wear capes…
sporkkles-irl:unsocialchapeau:hijabby:morethanfaqs:toocooltobehipster:bro…Not all heroes wear capes…Fun story, my dad’s friend from college once wanted to bring his best friend from Palestine but he couldn’t get the papers so they went to court to say they were married or some shit and brought my dad to as a witness and the judge was like “prove it? I don’t believe this is an actual marriage and you two are in love” and like they shrugged and started to make out so hard that security had to come to split them up because they went to far, so yeah, real homies make out in a court room to get your homie into Canada to avoid being deported back to his refugee camp.I would marry or make out with any of my homies to make sure they are ok I love you guys@ my mutuals I’d fake-marry you to make sure u are safe any day -- source link