How’s your weekend going, Bator Boy? Getting lots and lots of this action right here, huh? You
How’s your weekend going, Bator Boy? Getting lots and lots of this action right here, huh? You’ve been butt naked since you got home from work Friday, am I right? Uh, huh. Thought so. Not a chance of getting any pussy, but you’ve got a wide reputation for knowing how to show a hand a good time. (snicker). That’s it, stroke monkey, just keep beating that meat while I laugh at you for being such a Mastur-beta. Look me right in the eyes and say it: “I’m solosexual. I’m a handpussy hero. I love Masturbation!” Shout it! Ha. You actually did it. Keep going, jerkoff junkie! We’re just getting started. Lol. -- source link