k-lionheart:knitmeapony:28weekslaterhater:knitmeapony:ravenclawslibrary:smurflewis:DONT ASK ME THIS,
k-lionheart:knitmeapony:28weekslaterhater:knitmeapony:ravenclawslibrary:smurflewis:DONT ASK ME THIS, THIS IS HOW THE TROJAN WAR STARTED, I DONT WANT THIS MANRight away, Aphrodite popped into my head.And then I’m just like, “DAMMIT, DID YOU LEARN NOTHING FROM PARIS? YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT, AND NOW ALL THE TROJANS ARE DEAD. I HOPE YOU’RE HAPPY.”If you are ever actually in this situation, pro-tip: name Persephone. Half the goddesses will be too surprised to smite you immediately and while Hades won’t do you any favors he may at least high-five you while your on your way down.Another tip: name Mesperyian. Not only will you shock everyone, including her (since Aphrodite was a jealous ho who burnt half her face off), but you’ll win Hades’ favour. As his most beloved daughter, anything that praises her will make you a kind human to her, an okay human to him, and a genuinely good person to anyone else.I heartily endorse this alternative answer.*slyly taking notes* -- source link
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