i-am-an-adult-i-swear:death-by-fangirling:bronzedragon:tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:strawberriesand
i-am-an-adult-i-swear:death-by-fangirling:bronzedragon:tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks:strawberriesandjane:funsizedfox:“they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..”“who?”“…..them.”Oh.I AM CRYINGI remember reading about how EA was trying to sell the rights to make The Sims into a movie and everyone was like “…how?”Now I get itIt’s a horror moviePeople wake up one day to find themselves transformed into puppets of an invisible malicious trickster godFirst the bizarre happenings start:someone becomes obsessed with stealing lawn gnomesanother person has a compulsion to stick their head into a strange device and emerges obsessed by grilled cheese sandwichespeople pee themselves despite being next to a bathroom because some mysterious unseen force makes them study cleaningpeople find themselves stuck in rooms because they can’t step over common household objectsa young man doing some nighttime stargazing mysteriously vanishesthen their god turns sadisticpool ladders mysteriously vanish, leading to several drowningsdoors vanish just as a house fire beginsan elevator plummets several stories as a couple starts to get it ona Murphy Bed gruesomely folds up, crushing the people insideand that man who vanished while stargazing returns…but with something growing inside of him…and vague memories of a grotesque creature named Pollination Technicianthe horror has begungET THE SALT -- source link