hooray-for-no-lives:stepchildofthesun:crystalmeowth:whorem0anz:My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That
hooray-for-no-lives:stepchildofthesun:crystalmeowth:whorem0anz:My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.i sat here laughing for like ten minutesI almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENINGand then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISEAnd I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?him: *silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal*YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE AS FUCK -- source link