“I don’t think that skirt your mom is wearing is really big enough for her.”“Oh, she probably doesn’
“I don’t think that skirt your mom is wearing is really big enough for her.”“Oh, she probably doesn’t have panties on either.”“What?”“And I’m sure she’ll shake her ass at you or try to get it in your face or something.”“Yeah, that was pretty hard not to notice. What the hell is that all about?”“She’s convinced it’s genetics and I’m going to end up overweight like her so she says I can only marry a guy who can’t resist her big fat ass.”“She seriously said that?”“Oh yeah, she’s very serious about it. So if you have any desire to get a ring on my finger you damned well better tap that fat ass soon.”“Are you really being serious right now?”“As serious as that raging hardon I see in your pants. Now put it to good use and fuck my mom because I plan to make you my husband some day.” -- source link
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