lustfulkitty:He raced across town as fast as he could. Owning a new home was great, except for the p
lustfulkitty:He raced across town as fast as he could. Owning a new home was great, except for the phone calls from his wife that she had stopped by the house at lunch and found water everywhere. He ran inside to the house… She stood in the bedroom door waiting for him. There was no leak, no leak at all, and the only pipe that needed to be looked at was the one between his legs… -- source link