silvereddaye: Sheev’s Unhappy MealsWritten in collaboration with @kittandchips and MissChrisDaae as
silvereddaye: Sheev’s Unhappy MealsWritten in collaboration with @kittandchips and MissChrisDaae as part of a popcorn story game.Summary: [Crack] Emperor Palpatine, supreme ruler of the galaxy, is … working at McDonald’s? His PR department thinks he could work on connecting with the common people of the Empire. But why did that have to include Darth Vader and his two little children? Preview:Of all the obnoxious, ridiculous, and downright inane ideas the Imperial Press Office had ever had for publicity stunts and image reform, this was the one Sheev Palpatine had despised the most. So naturally, it was the one that had been projected to have the highest chance of success.Working at McDonald’s to demonstrate that he understood the plight of the common people. How utterly degrading .However, during this project due to security reasons, no one was to know the Emperor himself was working at a local fast-food restaurant. Instead, Palpatine would work a few shifts while a film crew recorded the process. Later they would add in a personal interview. Sheev Palpatine loathed the idea. He was the Emperor of the galaxy. The one with ultimates power and yet …“Welcome to McDonald’s,” he grumbled at a customer. “What can I get started for you?”The teenage Toydarian just stared at him in horror before flying over to the neighboring counter. Behind him, there was a toddler in the arms of his mother. Even as he began to say, “Welcome to…” the child began to cry. He pointed at Sheev and said, “Scary!!!”This was not off to a good start.But then again, how good was this going to get? Read the rest on AO3. -- source link
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