couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:things Old Man Sam looks like:- an English teacher with a severe drink
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:things Old Man Sam looks like:- an English teacher with a severe drinking problem- an unsub on Criminal Minds- your uncle who’s not allowed to come to family Christmas because your parents filed a restraining order against him when you were 3- my sleep paralysis demon- man who’s too senile to realize there’s no lenses in his glasses- man who’s wondering if he remembered to turn the oven off- theology teacher who believes his class will change your life - Mr. Roger’s shadow self- Count Olaf, but a Chad- Jamie Lee Curtis in Halloween (2018)- old man who’s like, really into bird watching- tenured professor but no one actually knows what he’s supposed to be teaching- Mr. Feeny, if he never got to meet the Matthews family- Me when I dressed up as the grandmother in Billy Elliot for a musical theater class performance in 11th grade- what Bernie Sanders thinks he looks like in his mind’s eye- the Unabomber - guy you’ve lived next door to for years and you think he’s really nice if a little socially awkward and then one day the police show up and tell you he has dead bodies buried in his basement - man you just discovered lives in the neighborhood haunted house that everyone thought was abandoned - your ex-boyfriend at your high school reunion, cementing the feeling that you really dodged a bullet- Peter Capaldi if he stayed on Doctor Who any longer- an actor who’s realizing he just spent the last 15 years of his life working up to a terrible finale episode -- source link
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