pullupfiction:I mean look at that thing… Oh stop, don’t give me the “nighttime underpants” routine s
pullupfiction:I mean look at that thing… Oh stop, don’t give me the “nighttime underpants” routine sweetheart, I’ve babysat for years, I know what Goodnites are and they ain’t bedtime undies… they’re the same exact pull-ups training pants that little kiddies wear, only in a bigger size. Does that mean you want me to potty train you? Is that what this is about…? Because honey, I’m not that girl. When you talked about a secret and said I was so open minded you knew I wouldn’t judge you, I thought you were into some kinky shit in the bedroom, not that you were gonna ask me to put you in your diaper for beddy-bye.I mean, should I be giving you a bath first and read you a little story too? This is too much, you’re gonna be putting your big boy pull-ups on by yourself, little guy. I’m out of here.You’re gonna cry yourself to sleep like the big baby you are and when you wake up tomorrow in a wet diapie, I want you to put on a new one before you come to school. If you show me you’ve got your training pants like a good boy I might not start telling everyone what a loser bedwetter you are. -- source link