GARY, COME ON. QUITTING? GET A GRIP. MICROPLASTICS ARE DELICIOUS, AND REALLY HELP TAKE THE EDGE OFF
GARY, COME ON. QUITTING? GET A GRIP. MICROPLASTICS ARE DELICIOUS, AND REALLY HELP TAKE THE EDGE OFF A LONG DAY. I MEAN, AFTER DINNER? GOTTA HAVE ONE. HELL, YOU’D NEVER GET BREAK AT WORK IF YOU DIDN’T POP OUT FOR A QUICK BIT OF PLASTIC, RIGHT?I MEAN, YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HEALTH EFFECTS?WHAT HEALTH EFFECTS?! AFTER DECADES OF STUDIES FUNDED BY THE MICROPLASTICS MANUFACTURERS NO DIRECT CORRELATION BETWEEN PLASTIC AND MORTALITY HAS EVEN BEEN FOUND! THEY AID IN DIGESTION, REDUCE STRESS, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY YOU LOOK COOL AS HELL CHEWING ON THEM. -- source link