“Clever, yeah. So very clever… If you weren’t driving like an assassin, you’d probably have s
“Clever, yeah. So very clever… If you weren’t driving like an assassin, you’d probably have spotted that piece of junk in the middle of the road and wouldn’t have to replace your flat tire. Now that’s another 300£ bill for your ‘toy’. If I listened to myself, I’d reach for my shoe and give you the roadside spanking you so richly deserve for risking our lives! But now we’re late for Mum’s lunch. So you had better be the nicest son in law ever wether you want the backside blistering that awaits you, the second we’re home, gets even worse.” -- source link