He knows the last book you ordered; your favorite song. He knows who calls to say hi and who calls i
He knows the last book you ordered; your favorite song. He knows who calls to say hi and who calls into talk radio to feel validated. He knows where your wife shops, what she wears on the days it rains, how she sometimes forgets to bring a tote for her groceries, and how this can at times cause her to tear out of the parking lot at a slightly higher speed than usual. He knows how a very distant relative of yours had lunch recently with the guy who holds the patent for pump sneakers. He even knows who your cousin palled around with in junior high for two months back in 1998. What he doesn’t know is why he needs to know all this. The truth is, he’s got issues. He’s got security clearance, but wow… is he ever insecure. -- source link