lifesgrandparade:Shutter Island is like sitting on a haunted hayride, sitting in front of a guy in p
lifesgrandparade:Shutter Island is like sitting on a haunted hayride, sitting in front of a guy in party city vampire makeup, and every two minutes the guy starts saying “Isn’t this SPooOOOooooOOOoky guys?” And then right before like the mummy comes out of his sarcophagus, that guy’s like “UH OH, I SURE HOPE THERE ISN’T A FUCKING MUMMY IN THERE! That would be almost TOOO SPoooooOOOOooooKY.” and when the hayride ends that guy goes on a rant about how American Audiences just don’t appreciate a VERY SPOOKY PSYCHOLOGICAL HAYRIDE.” And when someone says what did you think about the hayride I say “Well, like the visuals were something and the sound was intense but I was bored.” And that person is like OH MY GOD DOUG, YOU JUST HATE EVERYTHING, THAT WAS SO SCARY. Everyone is going to come around on this one just like how Cape Fear is starting to get a reappraisal in scholarly circles. Which I’ve been on the right side of history of. -- source link