pathos-logical:tearlessrain: tearlessrain: this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first
pathos-logical:tearlessrain: tearlessrain: this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem Rule #2 Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street, For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet. You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat, But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat. Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast, Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most, For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces, And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces. Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea, For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see, And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light, So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite. [ID: An image of two people shaking hands with the text “Rule #2: don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street” above their hands. End ID] -- source link