#forever grateful for how chris evans chose to play this scene#because it allows me to lay over it t
#forever grateful for how chris evans chose to play this scene#because it allows me to lay over it the most beautiful of interpretations to wit:#that steve is experiencing that horribly awkward moment when you’re attracted to someone and it makes you too aware of your own body#on the outside he’s all calm but on the inside it’s like#‘RED ALERT CAPTAIN ROGERS THIS IS A FOUR ALARM HOTNESS SITUATION!!#oh god what am i doing with my hands what do i do with my hands is there some kind of like – protocol –#should i hook them in my belt loops? maybe? FUCK this doesn’t feel right#GODDAMN IT STEVE YOU SPENT SIX HOURS LAST NIGHT IN A COLD WAR WIKIPEDIA SPIRAL#YOU COULDN’T HAVE GOOGLED 'WHAT THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO WITH THEIR HANDS IN 2014’ ?!?!?#okay calm down rogers calm down be cool it’s fine he didn’t notice just put them in your pockets easy does it totally normal nothing to see#SHIT now that my hands are in my pockets i can’t just STAND here looking like i’m trying to puff up my massive chest HE MUST THINK I’M SUCH#A#TOOL#okay here it is here’s the plan: the lean#just – lean – on the wall#u can do it steve ol buddy remember when you used to actually need to lean on stuff and just play it like that#leaaaaaaan on over#just casual#reaaaaaaal casual#YES. THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE POSITION. I AM SO CASUAL AND NORMAL. THIS IS WHERE MY HANDS SHOULD GO.#EXCELLENT TACTICAL DECISION MAKING UNDER PRESSURE CAPTAIN ROGERS#WHY THANK YOU CAPTAIN ROGERS.’#we’re not a team we’re a time bomb -- source link
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