malteser22:theonion:Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit “At
malteser22:theonion:Astronomers Discover New Planet That Really Makes Earth Look Like Shit “At press time, NASA astronomers had calculated that it would take them approximately 300,000 years to reach the new planet in a space capsule, but unanimously agreed that it was worth a shot rather than ‘spend another day on this stupid lump of shit.’” -- source link