“Why do YOU get a bigger, cooler wooden sword?”“Because I’m a bottom. I need
“Why do YOU get a bigger, cooler wooden sword?”“Because I’m a bottom. I need to protect myself from lustful men,” Bobby says, swinging it around.“But I’m the top! I’m in charge here!”“Your sword is in your pants. That’s why you get the skinny one, cause it looks like you’re dick”“My dick isn’t skinny! It’s bigger than yours! Da~~~dddy~~ why does he get a big sword?”Sigh. “…We are never going to get this Christmas play together in time. You are both two old for time-outs. Bobby, stop teasing Max. Max, stop whining. You get the wooden sword in the next act.”“Yes Daddy,” they said simultaneously. “Alright, now let’s try this again from the top. And action! Good.. Good. Move over there good. Wait - Max stop trying to take the sword away from him! Arg, cut!” _______________________Text is fictional. Edit - just noticed the other guy actually does have a sword so I had to rewrite it… -- source link
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