xxfangirlanonymousxx:saxifraga-x-urbium:baneismydragon:celticpyro:Now I want to get married just so
xxfangirlanonymousxx:saxifraga-x-urbium:baneismydragon:celticpyro:Now I want to get married just so I can do this.If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”Do you even have to be getting marriedAre they gonna checkDamn it sure is -- source link