deathcomes4u: deathcomes4u:So My Bae has been commissioning me to illustrate this AU she concocted t
deathcomes4u: deathcomes4u:So My Bae has been commissioning me to illustrate this AU she concocted titled: What if Lost Light but Jazz is there and it’s his Retirement Cruise.Copy-pasting @aviatordragons description: Funk is the RETIRED Jazz, on the Lost Light. Mirage convinced him to get a makeover (and paid for it) so he couldn’t object, and off Jazz went on his retirement space-cruise. The makeover was mostly so that Rodimus wouldn’t think Optimus had put him on board to keep tabs on him, and it works which he thinks is just WILD. He’s had millions of years dealing with the bullshit that gravitates to Optimus though, so he manages to head off MOST of the plot before anyone realises its a problem. Sparkeater in the basement? Found it before launch because he’s a nosy bugger and dispatched it. Overlord? Followed Chromedome and gave him a good talking to about listening to Prowl EVER before quietly jettisoning the cell into a star as they cruised past. Getaway being an asshole? Not on his watch. Funnily enough, all this shit is EASY compared to what he’s had to deal with in the past. Its basically his version of shuffleboard and cocktails while he lurks in the background curtailing other peoples bad decisions before anyone notices. He sends letters to Mirage that are basically ‘lol you wouldn’t believe the SHIT that went down this week’ then mirage joins the crew later like ‘oh i HAVE to see if he’s embellishing or not’. He wasn’t. Jazz amuses himself by being the resident cryptid. Freaking out megatron at the end of dark corridors. Giving ravage night terrors. Fishing. Y'know, retirement activities. Basically anyone who has interacted with jazz in the past KNOWS its him, but never say anything because its so obvious. Of course rodimus just… doesn’t catch on. Rodimus just thinks he’s a kindof nerdy ex-noble or something whereas drift AVOIDS him as best he can. Red. Thinks. Its. Hilarious. And is playing along. Haha yes, false identities. Good one ‘FUNK’. I’m definitly not suspicious of you at ALL ‘funk’. Did you get new glasses ‘funk’??? Cannot stress enough that literally everyone knows its him except rodimus. He even joined the crew AS JAZZ but mirage made a joke about him changing names and picked one he HATES and everyone just keeps using it because its funny. Some of the newer crew members like first aid and ambulon are VERY confused for a while when someone mentions 'jazz’ doing something until ratchet explains the joke. (There will be more illustrations of this to come. Don’t expect fic neither of us could be bothered writing lol). Hello my bae gave me more money so you get more LostLight!Jazz FunkAnd yes it’s memes of course it’s memes. -- source link